Afternoon Crumbs
What was really served at the last supper: an entree of Chicken Cutlets with a side of Frito pie and Butterfinger cake – WOW Report
Shiloh is like the opposite version of Ma Vie En Rose – Popsugar
Behold, Princess Alien Skanktits - Hollywood Tuna
Kirk Cameron is praying for Boner – The Superficial
And it starts: Bristol Palin to play herself on The Secret Life of the American Teenager - Just Jared
Sienna Miller may be happy, but she’s making all slutty homewreckers sad by settling down – Lainey Gossip
Hilary Duff’s last five movies combined grossed less than the cost of her engagement ring (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Lindsay Lohan’s complexion is still like dried spaghetti sauce, but she’s looking a little better here – Egotastic!
The jokes write themselves – Holy Moly!
Does Madrid really hate Cristiano Ronaldo? – Towleroad
Kanye West’s new video needs more gay fishes – FreddYo
Only pigs were harmed in the making of these bacon turtles - Cityrag
Furry vag (Note: This is not a Kardashian post) – Hollywood Rag
Eff the Olsens, who is that hooded piece in the back with the golden arch brows? – ICYDK
More words of delusion from Lindsay Liehan – Celebitchy
Ick. Nast. - Socialite Life
Two men fight over Jessica Simpson and their names are not Papa Joe and Ken Paves - I’m Not Obsessed
Rest in peace, Caroline McWilliams – SOW
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