Joan Rivers Tells Posh To Fuck Off

This picture of Joan Rivers melting in NYC today paired with this quote she gave to Closer Magazine is getting me drunk. It’s like a hilarious cocktail followed by a cunt chaser. It will get you drunk too, so tell your designated driver they are officially on-call. Open up, and drink up, you whore pit viper:

“Victoria Beckham is so nasty. Why doesn’t she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don’t care what she does. She’s mean to all the people around her. She’s too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she’s rude. She can’t always just be having a bad day. Victoria Beckham should get a life. I am not a fan of outrageous consumption. I think it is vulgar.

And no-one should flaunt that they have a hundred Hermes bags. Not when people are starving. Everyone should be allowed to have a great time but she shows a distinct lack of class. I dislike Victoria Beckham. The entitlement – the total entitlement. You want to say, ‘Calm down, you were a Spice Girl.’ The arrogance when she walks into a room is astonishing.“

Image via INFDaily.com – Quote via SMH (Does Not Stand For “Shaking My Head”)

Open Post: Hosted By OctoMom’s Maniacal Cackle

OctoMom chewed off her straitjacket, slipped past the mental hospital security guards, stole an outfit from a hitchhiking hooker in Denver who hasn’t bought a new dress since 1991, and made her way to NYC to tape an interview with the ladies of The View. An interview that was co-sponsored by the Food and Drug Administration and the Department of Mental Health.

Seriously, it’s as if Amadeus’ laugh took a sponge bath in liquid meth. I kept waiting for her to hand Hasselcrack a poison apple. I mean, OctoMom needs to replace her collagen injections with Ritalin injections.

What I’m trying to say here is that a pile of bat shit looks at OctoMom and says, “Bitch, you crazy!“