The Beckhams To Buy Clooney’s Italian Villa?
The locals will be sad to see him go, but that’s another superstar couple we wouldn’t mind being neighbors with!
George Clooney is selling his Lake Como villa in Laglio, Italy after being sick of photographers hanging around to catch a glimpse of him, but it appears David and Victoria Beckham are interested in buying!
The Beckhams spent some time there last year when David played for Milan AC and he has said of the villa, “‘I have fallen in love with the beautiful countryside. It’s peaceful, quiet and near Milan. It would be great for the family.”
But Russian vodka billionaire Tariko Roustam is rumored to have offered George over $40 million for the property, which is way more than the asking price. Even so, supposedly the Beckhams are still prime to buy as George is friendly with the couple.
As for Clooney’s next move? He’s reportedly in talks to buy Loreto Island, Pisogne town near Como after a visit with girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis.
Just another day in the life of George Clooney!
[Image via Stefan Trautmann / WENN.]
Ellen Gets Pushed To The End Of The Table!
Wow! Good thing Simon Cowell is peacing out!
Seems there was a game of musical chairs last night on American Idol. While newbie judge Ellen DeGeneres was originally seated at the right hand of the Simon during Hollywood week, last night she was placed on the opposite side of the judging table!
Things must be getting tense!
In an attempt to play it off as a joke, Ryan Seacrest stuck is his nosey nose into their business and asked why she moved. Never one to miss a chance to be clever, Ellen explained:
“We had a little problem and I felt like it’s safer over here. Simon wants me. He’s got, like, a thing for me.”
This prompted a gag video of Simon caressing her leg and a desperate attempt by Kara DioGuardi to be remembered by the audience.
But we see right through this facade! There’s an ego war a-brewing on the Idol stage and we can’t wait to see it explode.
By the way Ellen, you’ll never have to worry about tension when Perez joins the show. We’re gonna be bestest pals!
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Samantha Lynne Frazier, the BBW who says that her love handles saved her life! Aretha Franklin and Kirstie Alley both just found their new messiah.
Samantha Lynne Frazier just has one tip to staying alive: EAT everything at the buffet and keep going back for more! GRAB ALL THE PLATES! Because according to Samantha Lynne, her lardy lard rolls stopped a bullet from killing her.
This past weekend in Atlantic City, Samantha Lynne walked into a bar (they had a special on beer and wings) when she heard two gun shots. Samantha looked down at her chunk and noticed one of her love handles was bleeding. Unfortunately, it wasn’t barbecue sauce.
Police said that the gunman was aiming for a different bitch, but hit Samantha instead.
Samantha told the Press of Atlantic City, “I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life.” Samantha also said that she had been “hollering” about losing weight, but she has changed her mind after finding out that her fat is nature’s bullet proof vest. As Samantha said this next sentence, Aretha’s arteries shook in fear, “I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.“
If you’re thinking to yourself, “Well, the bullet would’ve missed her if she was smaller,” kill that thought with a delicious stack of pancakes with extra butter. Do not repeat that every again! Just get yourself a weave and keep eating! It will save your life.