Afternoon Crumbs
What was really served at the last supper: an entree of Chicken Cutlets with a side of Frito pie and Butterfinger cake – WOW Report
Shiloh is like the opposite version of Ma Vie En Rose – Popsugar
Behold, Princess Alien Skanktits - Hollywood Tuna
Kirk Cameron is praying for Boner – The Superficial
And it starts: Bristol Palin to play herself on The Secret Life of the American Teenager - Just Jared
Sienna Miller may be happy, but she’s making all slutty homewreckers sad by settling down – Lainey Gossip
Hilary Duff’s last five movies combined grossed less than the cost of her engagement ring (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Lindsay Lohan’s complexion is still like dried spaghetti sauce, but she’s looking a little better here – Egotastic!
The jokes write themselves – Holy Moly!
Does Madrid really hate Cristiano Ronaldo? – Towleroad
Kanye West’s new video needs more gay fishes – FreddYo
Only pigs were harmed in the making of these bacon turtles - Cityrag
Furry vag (Note: This is not a Kardashian post) – Hollywood Rag
Eff the Olsens, who is that hooded piece in the back with the golden arch brows? – ICYDK
More words of delusion from Lindsay Liehan – Celebitchy
Ick. Nast. - Socialite Life
Two men fight over Jessica Simpson and their names are not Papa Joe and Ken Paves - I’m Not Obsessed
Rest in peace, Caroline McWilliams – SOW
The CAPTION THIS Contest For February 23rd!
Travel Like Jessica Simpson
If you’ve never traveled in a maxi dress, we strongly suggest it. A comfortable style like Simpson’s feels like pajamas, but looks effortlessly stylish and makes a long flight that much more tolerable. Finish the look with simple flats—since they’re barely visible under a long dress, there’s no need to force your feet into heels.
Before & Now: Jessica Simpson
Singer Jessica Simpson appears to be gaining some weight, based on recent concert photos.
Onlookers at a Jan. 24 “Chili Cook-off” concert in Pembroke Pines, Fla., were surprised to see Simpson, 28, looking chunky in a white tank top and high-waisted mom jeans.
The 5’3″ Jessica worked out and dieted like crazy a few years ago to get in shape for her role in the 2005 flop The Dukes of Hazzard (where she played Daisy Duke, who runs around in short-shorts). But her weight has fluctuated regularly over the years.
Simpson, who has admitted she battles body-image issues, lost weight a few years ago on the high-protein, low-carb Atkins Diet, but says it just wasn’t for her long-term. “Atkins really messed me up mentally,” she said. “I was so starved for carbs, I binged on them.” Jessica has also admitted that sweets are a major weakness. “I try to stay away from sugars as much as I can, which is hard,” she says.
Simpson confessed in September that she’s a stress eater and blames her career for her sudden weight gain. “I’m a nervous eater, and this tour has made me a nervous wreck,” she said.
“Curves are better,” Simpson added. “I don’t get the whole rail thing. It’s not good for your heart, it’s not good for your mind. It’s emotionally destructive, it really is.”
A friend says Jessica is just fine with her heftier figure. “She’s done depriving herself and missing out on life just to fit into a size 2 jeans,” a friend recently told OK! magazine. “She doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with the way she looks.”
One reason the singer is feeling more comfortable is because of her happy love life. Jessica is currently dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.
“Whether she’s catching one of Tony’s games, or just hanging out with him, she’ll throw back a couple of beers, eat some pizza and just have fun,” the singer’s friend says. “She is just in a different place than she used to be and her weight gain is a reflection of that.”
Jessica was previously married to former boy-bander Nick Lachey.