Sheyla Hershey has lost her title as the woman with the world’s largest implants for what some may say is a really good reason. If she didn’t remove the XXXXXXXL Hefty bags filled with tit jelly from her chest, she would’ve had a new title: THE CORPSE WITH THE WORLD’S LARGEST IMPLANTS. So Sheyla had no choice but to stop the madness and remove the plastic Kirstie Alleys from her chest.

This past June, Sheyla traveled to Brazil to get a pair of 38Ms shoved into her chest area with the help of a dozen Sumo wrestlers, a monster bull dozer and the Christ the Redeemer statute. Almost immediately after Sheyla got two Elephant Man heads installed into her chest, she started having complications. Sheyla developed staph and strep infections that almost snatched away her last bref! Sheyla tried to save them for a couple of months, but she finally gave in when doctors told her that she would die if she didn’t have them removed.

When doctors went into remove Sheyla’s twin clouds of silicone dreams, they found that most of her breast tissue was too damaged to save. They also said that Sheyla isn’t in the clear just yet. Even though she’s on the strongest kind of antibiotics and uses a vacuum to suck the infection out of her body (“Sexy” - a horny shrimp), the bacteria in her body still hasn’t cultured out.

Sheyla says that once the inside of her chest no longer looks like something out of Mad Max, she’ll consider getting implants that won’t flatten her lungs or cause her spine to wonder if there’s a real God, “I know it’s going to be a lot of pain on me because I love to have them, but I realize that my family comes first and I love my daughter and son and they come first. Even though I love to have huge breasts, I don’t know why, I just addicted to it; I’m going to try to live without it. Hopefully I will be done then and be happy and just running around with my kids! Just have my back life, my life back!“

If you have a pair of plastic titty sacks in her chest, make sure to cry a single silicone tear out of your nipple for Sheyla’s major loss. But I understand. I guess not having enough silicone in your chest to make two Heidi Montags is more important than having “DEATH BY TITTIES” written on your tombstone. I had to think that about that one for a second.

Here’s the report from MyFox Houston of Sheyla’s journey:

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I don’t normally like to interfere in other people’s business, but Britney Spears‘ boobs just don’t look as happy as they did when they were in their bikini on vacation in Hawaii. They look trapped in this top, struggling to breathe and having an all around bad day. Does the Red Cross cover this kind of thing or did all my cash go to Pakistan?