These pictures of Joanna Krupa‘s boobs almost spilling out of a sexy dress while heading out for dinner doesn’t make up for the fact that she married a major douche, but it sure does wonders for my erectile dysfunction issues. I am cured! It’s a miracle. Now who wants to test this baby out? Email me. Anyway, here she is leaving Boa restaurant. enjoy!

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I’ve covered a lot of lame events in the name of cleavage before, but I think this one might be the best yet: here’s Christie Brinkley at the South Fork Natural History Museum Benefit. And speaking of natural history, I’d like to get up close and personal with those 59-year-old funbags of Christie’s. I’m sure there’s no touching or flash photography allowed, but I just don’t think I could help myself. I can’t believe those puppies are still so well-preserved.

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Now this is why I love Rihanna. Because not only does she provide her fans with a steady stream of bikini Instagrams, here she is giving us a front-row look at her killer booty during her performance at Twickenham Stadium, wherever the hell that is. Either way, she really knows how to give the people what they want. I just wish more young female performers would follow her lead. So take note, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez. This is what a real superstar looks like.
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Clearly, Paige Butcher is loving all the attention that she has been receiving lately because here she is once again showing off her amazing body in a bikini. I’m beginning to wonder if she sleeps in a swimsuit too. Anyway, there is not much else to say about her, other than that Eddie Murphy is one lucky bastard and that Paige is definitely hotter than the tranny Eddie once picked up and “gave a ride home”.

A while back, we did a post on Selena Gomez’s super busty friend Kaley King a.k.a Hunter King and every single male blog and website went nuts over her. Then she disappeared, but I am happy to say that she made an appearance last night at the “The 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards” and she brought her two nicely shaped friends along. I don’t know why this chick isn’t more famous, but I have a feeling that those boobs will be everywhere soon. Fingers crossed.
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I don’t usually do many posts on Amy Adams, mostly because I think she’s kind of boring and I’m always mixing her up with the redhead from The Office. But obviously I had her way wrong, because these pictures of Amy sightseeing in Italy are anything but boring. Maybe she’s just getting into the European way of life, but I hope Amy brings this bra-less act back home with her. I might have to start following her career more closely just in case. And remembering her name.

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As you guys know I crowned Miss Alabama’s Mary Margaret McCord the winner of the 2013 Miss USA pageant. Unfortunately, she came up a little short last night and was the runner up. I don’t know what the judges were smoking but shame on them for not having perfect taste like me. They chose Miss Connecticut’s Erin Brady. I’ll admit that she’s cute, but she doesn’t rock my world like my future ex-wife Miss Alabama. Seriously, check out the video below and try to pay attention to what Mary’s saying. You can’t because she’s just too hot. Perhaps the judges were affected by her beauty too and that’s what costed her the title. Poor girl. If she needs a shoulder to cry on, I’m there for her.

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Once again, we have Kate Upton on set of her new movie “The Other Woman“, but this time she is popping out of a tiny bikini. As you guy know, the only way this movie will have a chance at the box office is if horny males realize that they’re going to be able to see Kate’s huge chesticles on the big screen. I know I’ll be the first in line on opening night. Anyway, I look forward to seeing those babies in high definition or better yet 3D.
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I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on model Karrueche Tran before, but it looks like she’s figured out the best way to get my attention: put on a bikini and head to the beach. Works every time. After looking her up, I found out that Karrueche dated that douche Chris Brown after Rihanna, which means in addition to a solid bikini body, she’s also got some pretty bad judgement. Sounds like we’re made for each other. Quick, somebody get me her number before some other degenerate finds it.

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As you guys know, I’m not a fan of Farrah Abraham and with all the plastic surgery this girl has done it hasn’t helped the most important feature which is her face. I don’t care how big her boobs are and yes, what you see is a product of a second set of funbags, but there’s nothing that can hide that miserable looking mug of hers. Sorry, I’m not one to speak negatively about a girl and rarely do, but I can’t stand this useless b%tch. She is a product of TMZ and must be sucking someone’s wang over there because they give her non stop coverage when obviously the world would just like to see her go away. I witnessed firsthand while I was at Exxxotica 2013 that no one knew or cared who she was. Her line was empty and the only time it had any action was when the Paps showed up to take photos. And that’s all I have to say about that. Now let’s get back to posting hot chicks on the site before it gets a virus.

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