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I don’t normally like to interfere in other people’s business, but Britney Spears‘ boobs just don’t look as happy as they did when they were in their bikini on vacation in Hawaii. They look trapped in this top, struggling to breathe and having an all around bad day. Does the Red Cross cover this kind of thing or did all my cash go to Pakistan?
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This is yet another disappointing start to the day involving Jessica Simpson’s ever growing waistline. Here she is leaving the Project Runway runway show where she was a judge for the season finale. I don’t know how the producers let her get away with wearing this bedazzled garbage bag as a dress, but that’s another issue. Anyhow, it’s pretty clear that her chubcakes have grown substantially and I for one want to see them. Stat!
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Here’s
“>fake chesticles.
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Here’s
“>big old cleavage so often that I think we over look her behind, which is a shame because I like a good ass as much as the next pervert. Anyhow, I think I’ve seen enough, time to get back to what she does best, stand there and show us her boobs. Good job.
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I don’t know what crappy movie Demi Moore did in that stripper movie. Unfortunately she doesn’t, instead she slips on a cardigan and grabs a cup of coffee. Lame.
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I’m already in love with Blake Lively so I don’t know why she felt she had to show me just how amazing her ass is, I already knew it. I’m not complaining, one of my favorite things in life is to watch hot chicks in tight dresses walk up stairs so this is heaven for me. Obviously she’s just doing it on purpose to tease me because she knows “society” says we can never be together. In case you were wondering, by “society” I mean the restraining order she has against me.
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