The Situation Denied!
Too late!
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino wanted to trademark his famous nickname, but his bid was rejected since a similar “Situation” trademark” was issued last year to a Memphis-based clothing and shoe retailer.
Sorry, Sitch!
Ya snooze ya lose!
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Desperate LeAnn!
Here we go!
In Touch magazine is reporting that LeAnn Rimes has started referring to herself as “Mrs. Cibrian”.
BARF!
An insider reveals that LeAnn placed an order for Girl Scout Cookies from her neighbor in Hidden Hills, CA under the name Mrs. Cibrian because “in her mind, they’re already married!”
Yeah, until he cheats on her!!
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John Mayer Becoming A Better Person?
Could it be? Could Dr. Douche really have turned a new leaf? No Maybe.
Sources close to John Mayer claim that the singer is a changed man, and that after a “bumpy year” he’s planning on “lying low” from women.
Apparently, he’s even abstaining from one-night stands!
“When girls texted him for booty calls, he’d respond ….. Now he ignores them,” says the source.
He’s reportedly obsessed with his new Apple product — the iPad, which apparently is his new “late night love.”
Um…bullshit. He gave up women for an iPad? We’ll give him another week before the iPad starts collecting dust and he’s back out there reclaiming the title of biggest douche in the industry!
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XTina Announces The Fall Of Bionic
It was a quick death, to be sure, but frankly, one that needed to happen. It was weighing her down too much.
Christina Aguilera’s first foray in returning to music was a complete bust, but thankfully, she has finally listened to our advice and has told sources she is moving on.
During a press conference for her new movie Burlesque, she said:
“The creative process that involved Bionic is over, I did what I wanted to do and I’m satisfied with it. If the album sells or if the songs are a hit, I don’t care and I don’t need to know it, I did my part and I gave 100% while I was doing it, and I’m proud of this work…The creative process is my thing, I’m an artist and once something is over, I look forward for what is next, and I don’t look back.”
If that is how you want it, we’ll try to oblige…until the next horrendous single comes out later this month!
A Conversation With Katy Perry!
This is bizarrely HIGHlarious!
Check out this weird-ass clip of how someone imagines a fan’s conversation with Katy Perry would go!
She sounds like she’s said some of these things before, has she not?
Ha!
Nobody Wants Mucca!
Ha! Is anyone actually surprised by this?!
The monstrous Heather Mills had been chosen to appear as a - get THIS - motivational speaker at a charity dinner, but was eventually CANNED because organizers couldn’t sell even a third of the 300 tickets!
How mortifying, Mucca!
A source explains:
“We sold just over 100 tickets but it wasn’t enough to break even and as we got nearer to the event, the cancellation charges would be an issue so we made the decision to cancel now. Heather Mills was going to talk about her life and the challenges she’s faced and also have a question-and-answer session at the end. She’s raised a lot of money for charity and I’m sure it would have been very interesting. The people who have booked will have been very disappointed and we’re sorry to let down people who wanted to support us. We don’t take these decisions lightly.”
Let’s be real - the only people who even bought tickets to that shiz probably only did because they were hoping that the motivational speech would segue into a seminar on how to leech on to rich rock stars and take all of their money!
Better luck next time, bitch!
Bwa ha ha ha!
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Going To The Theater!
Inneresting!
Ethan Hawke and Marisa Tomei are going to appear in the 2010-2011 season of Off Broadway’s New Group.
Hawke will star alongside Natasha Lyonne in Blood from a Stone and Marisa Tomei will star in Wallace Shawn’s play Marie and Bruce about a crumbling marriage.
Solid casting we think!
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New 2NE1!
Check out their just-released music video for Clap Your Hands (above).
Hmmm. We like it but we don’t love it!
It’s slightly too urban for our K-Pop tastes!
What do U think???
Sexy Werewolves!
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R.I.P.! Former Boybander Rich Cronin Passes Away At Age 35!
So sad!
LFO singer Rich Cronin, above middle, passed away Wednesday after a long fight with leukemia.
He was just 35 years old!
Best known for his hits Summer Girls and Girl On TV, Cronin was diagnosed with leukemia in 2005. He is said to have had a stroke on Wednesday, which he did not recover from.
Friends such as Lance Bass and Chris Kirkpatrick first broke the news of the singer’s tragic death on Facebook and Twitter.
Our condolences to Rich’s family and friends!
His memory will not only live on in his music, though, but also in the Rich Cronin Hope Foundation he founded.