Fez Wilmer Valderrama pAArties For 32nd Bday With Celeb Friends In Vegas!

February 6, 2012 by  
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Aww.. look at that!!

Whoever ordered that cake still calls him Fez too!!

Such an accomplishment isn’t it?? Even though the show’s been over for years, he’s still known as that wacky foreign exchange student from That 70′s Show! LOL!!

Wilmer Valderrama celebrated his 32nd birthday with friends at the Hyde Bellagio in Vegas over the weekend!!

Indulging in Grey Goose, Fez pAArtied the night away with guests like Joe Jonas, Jaime Pressly, Mandy Moore, and Minka Kelly.

WoW! We’re surprised Mandy still talks to him!! Such a good heart, that girl!

Also pAArtying it up at the Hyde Bellagio?? Kevin Dillon, Crystal Harris, and Jerome Bettis all went over for a post-UFC soiree.

Check out the pics below to see all the celebz!!

[Image via Shane O’Neal.]

CoCo Drops Some Massive Tanned Cleavage

November 14, 2011 by  
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Do I really have to write anything about these pictures of

Tintin is Smashing Records…in India!

November 14, 2011 by  
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Why can’t Tintin be released here yet?!

The Steven Spielberg-Peter Jackson film, The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn, had the highest grossing opening for an animated film in the history of India.

The film raked in 73.5 million rupees (about 1.46 million in U.S. dollars) this past weekend, beating Kung Fu Panda 2 by 20 million rupees.

The numbers are even more staggering as Tintin had to compete against the Indian film, Rockstar, which grossed 640 million rupees (12.7 million) and the animation genre is still growing in India.

The film was released in Hindi and English with over 350 prints ordered throughout the country, breaking another record.

This performance is also the highest grossing of ANY of Spielberg’s films in India.

Unfortunately, the Americans have to wait until December 21, 2011 before the film is screened in the States

What Did Brazil Ever Do To Courtney Love?

November 14, 2011 by  
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Thousands of Brazilians found out the painful way that yes, it’s possible for your eyeballs to rip themselves from their bloody socket veins when they’re faced with a direct threat. Hole performed at Brazil’s SWU Festival on Saturday night, and despite warnings from the local health department to keep her top on, Courtney Love pulled her nipple knob out like a stranger in front of a Wendy’s was waiting to suck on it. Just like that, Braille has become the #1 form of communication in Brazil. If you really want your corneas to hate you, click here to see the pictures of Courtney’s silicone dough sack.

Right after the demure gutter weed flower made Brazilian corneas combust, she brought the crazy center stage and cursed out a bitch who kept holding up a picture of Kurt Cobain (video above). Court stopped playing, fucked a ho with her middle finger and then let out this wave of word fuckery at him:

“I don’t need to see a picture of Kurt asshole and I’m going to have you fucking removed if you keep holding that up. I’m not Kurt, I have to live with his shit and his ghost and his kid every day and throwing that up is stupid and rude and I’m going to beat the fuck out of you if you do it again.

You weren’t fucking married to him, I fucking was. You didn’t get kicked out of a band by him, like Dave, he did. Go see the fucking Foo Fighters and do that shit.”

….and his kid every day….” Those maternal words are like a loving hug around the damaged parts of Frances Bean’s heart.

Courtney took her tantrum off stage, but came back a second later after someone in her entourage (read: her dealer) told the audience that The Foo Fighters are gay. Well, just like every former heterosexual dude in the audience who ran to the bright side after staring at Court’s tits, The Foo Fighters are in good company! But seriously, even though Courtney is the ghost of Ke$hit’s future who can knock the feeling out of a bitch’s genitals just by flashing her nipples, I still have a soft spot for her. And yes, I should really try to harden that soft spot with a topical ointment.

More Bad Girls Club Drama TONIGHT!

November 14, 2011 by  
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Part 2 of the Bad Girls Club reunion special airs this evening at 9 PM on Oxygen and it is major!

Racism, homophobia and vaginas!

Some serious shiz goes down!

Check out this preview of tonight’s show (above)!

Rihanna Shows Off Her American Legs

November 14, 2011 by  
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It’s nice to see

The Hongray Games Trailer Is Here

November 14, 2011 by  
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If you’re like me and swallowed the first Hunger Games book with your eyeballs in one afternoon (Yes, I’m judging myself for that too.), then the trailer for the movie might fill you with the same kind of excitement you felt as a kid every time an analog TV on a cart was rolled into your middle school homeroom for movie (or “Anderson Cooper on the Channel One news“) time. Oh, how I miss the simpler times when seeing a TV in the classroom made my fucking day.

Seeing Stanley Tucci in a shiny suit makes my nipples spit glitter, but I’m not so sure about the rest of this shit. Why do the poors of District 12 looks like Amish hipsters and why does Brad Pitt’s greasy mop make an appearance on Woody Harrelson’s head? This does sort of looks like a whitewashed Battle Royale for the Twilight set.

This trailer really would’ve had me if they played “Hungry Eyes” at the end of it. Patrick Swayze really does make everything better.

Maria Menounos With A Lot Of Pussies

November 14, 2011 by  
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Here’s my favorite Greek hottie Maria Menounos strutting her sexy physique at some party with the Pussycat Dolls. I don’t care where she is, I’m just glad she decided to squeeze that sexy little booty into a tight dress. The fact that she’s surrounded by a bunch of half naked women is just a bonus. I didn’t know the Pussycat Dolls were still a thing. She’s perfect, I want to give her a ten minute hug.

Rita Rusic Cougartastic Bikini Pictures

November 14, 2011 by  
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I still don’t know who the hell this old cougar is…. But my penis doesn’t really give a crap.

Amy Childs Busts Out Her Leather Tights

November 14, 2011 by  
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I think I might have a little bit of a crush on this busty British Amy Childs bird, probably because she looks like an older Miley Cyrus, one who’s had some tough years of fake tanning and hard living. I like it. Whatever the reason, here she is at some party over the weekend in some sexy leather tights and a top that shows off her great big talents. Well done. It looks like she’s got her own bikini calendar. Awesome. I think she should send me a free copy.

more pictures from of Amy Childs here

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