Paging Dr. 90210! Heidi Montag’s Skin Fell Off Again
No, this can’t be Heidi Montag without her Mattel-made plastic shell on, because she already replaced all her muscles and veins with time release fake tan pouches and tubes filled with Victoria’s Secret passion fruit body spray. This is the winner of every Halloween Heidi Klum simultaneously making Buffalo Bill and The BODIES exhibit dude rub at their foreskin by showing up to her Halloween party in Las Vegas on Saturday night dressed up like the human anatomy chart in my 7th grade science classroom. Or maybe Heidi is Courtney Stodden after she sheds her porn iguana skin off through the power of sexy face. Or maybe she’s the state of Lindsay Lohan’s career? Or Skeletor’s lipstick dick after he humps the side of the ottoman for too long? Whatever she is, bitch wins at Halloween yet again.
If you’re fuck deficient when it comes to dressing up for Halloween, then don’t worry, because Heidi is Halloween-ing for all of us.
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for October 28th!
I thought Lindsay’s spread in Playboy was bad, but it’s nothing compared to Dina Lohan’s nude photos in National Geographic. – Datura
Runners-up:
This is why we should all pray Julia Roberts never mates with a Busey. – ISprainedMyUvula
Tired of hiding and in need of cash, an aging Loch Ness Monster agrees to become the spokes-creature for Sea-Bond. – perky
That terrible moment when Justin Bieber realizes that his mother was right. – ahtitan
(Thanks Ines)
Lindsay Shows Off Her Pearly White Chompers!
What a difference!
After displaying some pretty rotten looking teeth earlier this month, Lindsay Lohan posted this pic on her Twitter, showing off her sparkling white teeth.
She wrote:
“Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the zoom. My gums are so sore though!”
Then posed for a picture with her cigarette stubs laying in an ashtray and a glass of something on the bedside table behind her.
Guess Lindsay’s getting prettified for her hearing this Wednesday where we’ll find out whether or not she gets a maximum sentence of a year and a half in jail for violating her probation.
At least her teeth are pearly white!
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Blake Lively Introduces Ry Ry To Her Fam!
Things ARE getting serious, aren’t they??
Blake Lively has decided to amp up her romance with Ryan Reynolds and take things to the next level. She’s introduced her new man to her family already. Whoa!
Ain’t no shame in wanting to move things along, hon!
Sources say that the couple spent some time together in Boston where Ry Ry is shooting R.I.P.D. and Blake “spent the entire day in his trailer.”
The next day included a family’s day out, as they spent the day with Blake’s older sister, Robyn Lively. They were even seen waiting Ryan outside his apartment later that day so that the three of them could get some bonding time in.
BUT, while things seem peachy keen now, some of their friends are concerned that they’re moving too fast. A source admits:
“Ryan and Blake put Sandra and Leo behind them so quickly and haven’t looked back. But for the most part, people are rooting for them. They seem perfect for each other.”
Maybe things are moving a little TOO fast, but if the family approves, then who cares?? Now the question is, when will Blake be attending a Reynolds family dinner? Hmm, Ryan??
[Image via WENN.]
Jwoww Is A Gangster Pimp! Obviously!
We’re seeing a costume theme this year… Pimps!
First, David Arquette showed off his pimp cup at a Halloween party in El Lay this weekend, then Jwoww displayed her pimpilicious curves at the Pimp N Ho bash at Chateau Nightclub and Gardens at the Paris Hotel and Casino in Vegas.
You’re looking gangsta, Jenni! Hawt!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Coco Shows Off Her Devilish Curves For Her Man!
Our Queen Coco never disappoints us!
Showing off her barely-there devil costume, Coco squeezed herself into a skimpy outfit and fishnets while her hubby Ice T wore a Hannibal Lecter costume at the Player’s Ball at LAX Nightclub in Vegas.
Looking hot, as always, Coco! You always look like you’re ready to party!
[Image via WENN.]
So Sweet! Taylor Swift Buys $2.5 Million Dollar Home For Her Parents!
What a thoughtful daughter! VERY thoughtful!
Taylor Swift purchased the above $2.5 million home for her parents, who helped her to pursue her love for music.
The 5,601 square-foot home, located in a historic part of Nashville, includes four spacious bedrooms, four-and-a-half bathrooms, multiple sitting areas, and a pool.
It’s absolutely gorgeous!
We’re sure Andrea and Scott Swift are pleased as punch with their daughter’s success.
Check out more pics of the home below!
Yucky! Dozens Of DJs Fired From Clear Channel
EVERYONE is feeling the effects of a tough economy.
Clear Channel Communications, the largest radio station operator in the U.S., have let go dozens of local DJs from several stations across the country.
The company, which has a debt of close to $20 BILLION, says that the layoffs were part of revamping their nearly 600 regional radio stations and NOT to cut costs.
Mmm-hmm.
Company spokeswoman Wendy Goldberg says:
“We’ve completely rethought our regional market strategy and reinvented our operations in those markets in a way that will let us compete on a new level – and succeed using all of Clear Channel’s resources, scale and talent.”
Most of the DJs were unable to even say goodbye to their listeners on the air.
Part of their “revamp” is by using a new programming operation that would basically air successful shows on one station and broadcast them on other stations around the country.
Sounds like a cop out to us.
This is really sad for the DJs and other employees who have lost their jobs. It seems like radio is a tough gig to keep these days.