Cowboys & Aliens And Smurfs Tie For First Place!
These two movies couldn’t be any more different.
Yet they’re both fighting for the first place spot at the box office this weekend.
Cowboys & Aliens and The Smurfs both grossed $36.2 million each over the past three days.
While Cowboys received generally favorable reviews, Smurfs was panned by critics. Luckily for them, kids aren’t too picky.
The other new release this weekend, Crazy, Stupid, Love, starring Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling, opened in fifth place, with a slightly better debut last week’s adult comedy Friends with Benefits.
As for the weekend’s top five, here is the complete list:
1. (tie) Cowboys & Aliens — $36.2 mil
1. (tie) The Smurfs — $36.2 mil
3. Captain America: The First Avenger — $24.9 mil
4. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 2 — $21.9 mil
5. Crazy, Stupid, Love. — $19.3 mil
So, what did U see this weekend, Perezcious readers??
Taylor Armstrong And Husband Getting Sued
Besides filing for divorce, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Taylor Armstrong has even more dramz to deal with.
She and her estranged husband Russell Armstrong are being sued by the company MyMedicalRecords.com in the amount of $1.5 million for a breach of contract.
The company accuses the couple of pocketing more than $1 million from people who were mislead into thinking they were investing in the company. However, according to the company, the Armstrongs were using the money for themselves, like paying for interior decorating on their mansion.
Russell Armstrong’s attorney denies the reports, saying:
“My client has done nothing wrong and this complaint is a desperate attempt by a company whose stock is trading at four cents. These types of penalty lawsuits amount to nothing but legal blackmail.”
This is the last thing Taylor wants to deal with, especially while going through a divorce and dealing with claims she made that her husband abused her.
If the company that’s suing them is telling the truth though, this is pret-ty, pret-ty shady. Mo’ money, mo’ problems, right?
[Image via WENN.]
QOTD: The Time A Crazed Fan Left A Baby On Dolly Parton’s Doorstep
It’s true that Dolly Parton’s magnificent chichis are to a newborn baby as to what the endless ice cream machine at the Souplantation near my mom’s house is to me. But that doesn’t mean you should pull some dramatic soap opera shit by leaving your baby on her doorstep. Dolly told Fox News that back in the 1970s, some insane Dollyhead gave her the gift that keeps on spitting and shitting and screaming……
“Years ago, when I first started being a big star, I had fans that were fanatical. It was when ‘Jolene’ was a big hit. We came home one day and there was a baby in a box at our gate with a note in it. The note said, ‘My name is Jolene, my momma has left me here and she wants you to have me’. Of course, we all freaked out! It wasn’t like it was a kitten or a puppy dog. It was a baby named Jolene!”
Dolly turned the baby over to Human Services, so if you’re a 30-something adopted child named Jolene, you now know that you once stared into titty leche paradise.
Leave it to Dolly to let us that know straitjacket stans existed long before Twihards were leaving tampon babies they “gave birth to” on RPattz’s doorstep.
That whole story is just fucking sad, fucking pathetic, fucking desperate and the lowest form of crazy. (Flash forward to me squeezed into a laundry basket with a pacifier in my mouth, a bonnet over my head and a note that reads “Dear Anderson Cooper, Mah name is Baby Boo and mah momma wants you to have me.”)
Justin Bieber Punks Fast Food Drive-Thrus
Get in, we’re going coneing.
Justin Bieber posted a video on Twitter showing him punk various fast food drive-thrus, including doing a little something called “coneing,” aka the new planking. Have you heard of it? It’s the prank where you order an ice cream cone at a drive-thru and pick it up by the top of ice cream and then drive off. Yeah, that’s a thing, apparently.
So, being the silly little Justin bear that he is, the Biebs pranked a couple of fast food joints by ordering ice cream cones. HIGHlarity ensued, obvs. Ch-ch-check it out above!
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Amy Winehouse Was Supposed To Become Somebody’s Mother
St. Lucia was Amy Winehouse’s second home and during most of 2009 you could find her there spending time with the locals or snatching glasses of the sweet nectar off of tables. The Sunday Mirror says that Amy was so at one with the people of St. Lucia that she was in the final stages of adopting a 10-year-old girl named Dannika Augustine. The thing is, Dannika isn’t some orphan who lives in a cave off the beach with stray dogs and sells bracelets made out of her own hair to tourists. No, Dannika lives with her mother and grandmother, which makes this even weirder.
Dannika’s mother is out of work and is struggling to feed her daughter, so Amy was going to save the day. Both of Dannika’s parents were going to sign off on the adoption once Amy’s lawyers finished up putting together the papers. Amy was also planning to move to St. Lucia so she could spend as much time as possible with Dannika before the adoption became official.
Dannika told The Mirror, “Amy was already my mother. I would call her mum and she would call me her daughter. She took care of me and we had fun together. I loved her and she loved me. She was the most amazing person and I was looking forward to living with her here or in London. I cannot believe she is gone. This is the worst thing that ever happened to me.”
Something tells me that Dannika would’ve also said that last line if Amy did adopt her ass.
Amy was not in a state to take care of a taxidermy turtle let alone a living, breathing human child. Dannika would’ve had to figure out real quick how to make soup out of weave cheese and dirty ballet slippers. Seriously, Child Protective Services would’ve opened up an office in front of Amy’s house. That’s why there’s something off about this. If Amy’s heart beat something special for Dannika, why didn’t she just send her a check every month instead of adopting the kid?
I’m no Detective La Toya, but I’m pretty sure Dannika’s family is trying to pull some coins out of Mitch Winehouse’s pocket by trying to pull his heart strings. Joke’s on their asses, though. Mitch Winehouse doesn’t have heart strings anymore, thankyouverymuch. He already pulled those strings out and used ‘em to tie up stacks of Amy’s money to the bottom of his bed so Blaaaaake can’t get to that shit. Ha and ha.
Jason London Ties The Knot
Pretty wedding picture!
Jason London (brother of Celebrity Rehab‘s Jeremy London) marred actress Sofia Karstens in North Hero, Vermont, the bride’s hometown.
The couple married four months after Jason divorced his first wife, Charlie Spralding.
It was a fast engagement for the two, but it seems like they’re really in love.
Congratulations!
[Image via Jesse Hlady.]
Sam Taylor-Wood And Aaron Johnson Aren’t Wasting Any Time
Back in 2009, several hos nearly knocked their hairlines up a few inches when they raised both brows over a then 19-year-old Aaron Johnson of Kick-Ass getting engaged to a then 42-year-old Sam Taylor-Wood. Hairlines crept up even further when Sam birthed out their first daughter Wylda Rae on July 7th of last year. And now Aaron is going to be a two time daddy at the age of 21, because Sam’s 44-year-old womb is full of a fetus that is closer in age to its daddy than its mom is. So now instead of strangers saying to Sam “Your two children are so beautiful,” she will now hear, “Your THREE children are so beautiful.”
Sam’s rep tells People that her fourth child, and Aaron’s second, will fall off of her vagina slide later this year.
You know, if I was a 44-year-old movie director who looks like Toni Collette in a fun house mirror, I too would clasp around some 21-year-old dick and not let go until a baby head pushed it out. It’s a win/win for Sam. Aaron’s only 21 so he’s got the natural energy to bottle feed the babies all day and then still have enough in him to peen feed Sam’s chocha at night. So what if Aaron is obviously going to drop that cougar for a kitten in a couple of years, I say get that dick while it’s hot.
Going GaGa At The Sydney Monster Hall
Earlier, we posted some footage from Lady GaGa‘s performance at the Sydney Monster Hall, but this time we’re giving you the whole enchilada!
Watch GaGa’s amazing opening number, Born This Way, above.
And click after the jump to watch the rest of the show!