50 State Stereotypes In Two Minutes!
Ha! This is too funny!
And dare we say…alarmingly accurate?
LOLz!
Check out this HIGHlarious list of stereotypes from all 50 states…in each of the states, and in about two minutes, as recounted by the guys at YouTube‘s PandaSmashTV (above)!
We love it!
What do U think?? Do they get your home state right??
Naomi Campbell Thinks This Ad Is Racist, Thankyouverymuch
Naomi Campbell is threatening to throw a lawsuit right at the faces of Cadbury for using her name and comparing her to a chocolate bar in one of their new ads. The “diva” Cadbury is referring to could be their bitchy office manager Naomi Lewis, but Naomi Campbell thinks this is about Naomi Campbell. Which it totally is. The diamonds give it away. Cadbury should’ve thrown in a blood-soaked maid’s uniform and a broken BlackBerry too.
Naomi released this short statement to The Independent. A statement that will make every executive at Cadbury trade in their BlackBerry for an iPhone, because don’t think that Naomi can’t control any BlackBerry WITH HER MIND!
“I am shocked. It’s upsetting to be described as chocolate, not just for me, but for all black women and black people. I do not find any humour in this. It is insulting and hurtful.”
Cadbury has since apologized, saying they didn’t mean to offend anybody. They have also pulled the ad and will not run it again. Instead, they are retooling the ad for their new Bliss white chocolate and nuts bar and plan to use the tagline: “Move over Karl, there’s a new kunt in town!“
First Look At The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo!
The red band trailer for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, directed by David Fincher, has been leaked a week before it was set to release!
The Daniel Craig movie is set to hit theaters December 21 and is being called the “feel bad movie of Christmas.”
Watch the trailer (above). It’s so creepy and intense! But, looks soooo good!
Tony Romo Beat Jessica Simpson To The Altar
Somewhere in California, Papa Joe Simpson is furiously gluing the beads on Jessica Simpson’s bridal pasties while yelling at the team from Spanx to make her wedding dress faster, because he needs to marry off his daughter in the next few days so that she gets the cover of all the magazines and Tony Romo doesn’t! As Jessica bawled into a bowl of cake soup, her ex-boyfriend Tony Romo married Chace Crawford’s sister Candice in front of 600 people in Dallas, TX yesterday. Yes, a professional football player married a pageant queen turned news anchor in Texas. The theme of the wedding was obviously: STEREOTYPES! I hope Candice loves a mug full of chardonnay in the morning, because ho is a Kathie Lee Gifford in-the-making.
People reports that after Tony took at least 20 minutes to lift the veil over his bride’s head (it took about 19 minutes to clear her forehead) for their wedding kiss, their guests ate short ribs and pizza in the reception tent. The guests also got a gift bag that included: a Neiman Marcus gift card, assorted treats from Great One Cookies, a Mix of the Month CD by DJ Lucy Wrubel, a miniature bottle of Moet champagne, a box of Dude Sweet Chocolates, gourmet popcorn, chips and salsa, “Killer Pecans” from Bandera Foods, Voss bottled water, and an assortment of Kiehl’s beauty and body products.
That gift bag is pretty fitting, because I’m sure that last night Jessica’s gold digging fiance Eric Johnson used her Neiman Marcus credit card to buy canary diamond cuff links while she sat in the changing room, dipping tear-stained cookies into champagne and salsa.
I can’t wait to see the pictures of Chace Crawford throwing precious flutters with his eyes down the aisle. Who needs a flower girl when you’ve got Chace Crawford?
George Clooney In The Descendants
George Clooney and Alexander Payne?? Yes, please.
Yup, George will be starring in Alexander Payne’s new movie The Descendants, which is about a father who is trying to raise his daughters after his wife slips into a coma.
Alexander also did Sideways, About Schmidt, and our personal fave, Election.
This is a win-win situation for everyone. Ch-ch-check out the trailer (above).
Jill Scott Is So In Love!
Jill Scott‘s latest single from her upcoming The Light of the Sun album is so sweet!
Watch the official video for Jill’s So In Love featuring Anthony Hamilton (above).
Introducing Cee-Lo Loberace!
With flashy costumes, sparkly jewelry, and of course, VEGAS, Cee-Lo Green channels Liberace in his video for I Want You (Hold On To Love).
Filmed at the famous Caesar’s Palace, watch Cee-Lo Loberace’s new vid (above)!
Mariska Hargitay Says Goodbye To Christopher Meloni
NBC summoned a wave of dry panties when they failed to secure Christopher Meloni for the next season of Law & Order: SVU. Christopher Meloni is packing up his sleeveless button down shirts and leaving Mariska Hargitay without a partner for now. Mariska, who is making season 13 her last, released a farewell open letter to Christopher Meloni last night and included a curious statement that is making me analyze this shit through Detective La Toya’s magnifying glass eyes.
“For the past 12 years Chris Meloni has been my partner and friend, both on screen and off. He inspired me every day with his integrity, his extraordinary talent and his commitment to the truth. I love him deeply and will miss him terribly – I’m so excited to see what he’ll do next.”
COMMITMENT TO THE TRUTH?! Doesn’t that slightly resemble the little comment Maria Shriver made to Oprah after Arnold Schwarzenegger’s secret love child parachuted into the media? What does it all mean? Does that mean there’s a secret love child crawling around out there with biceps like Meloni’s and an elegant side part like Mariska’s? Eh. No. It’s probably some kind of inside joke. You know, Mariska walked into Meloni’s trailer one day when he was in the middle of flexing his rock hard ass muscles in the mirror. Mariska said “nice tush,” but since she just had dental surgery it sounded like, “nice twuth.” So it’s a running joke of theirs. “Commitment to the tush” makes so much more sense than “commitment to the truth.”