New k.d. lang!

March 31, 2011 by  
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We love her voice so much!

Drag is one of our favorite albums!

And, now, k.d. lang is back with a new album, Sing It Loud, out next month!

Check out the exclusive world premiere of her video for I Confess (above)!

What Happens When The Backstreet Boys And NKOTB Make A Song Together

March 31, 2011 by  
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New Kids on the Block and the Backstreet Boys got into a recording studio together and birthed out their new single called “Don’t Turn Out The Lights.” If you’re too young or too old to orgasm out your 6th grade self who will run around the room freaking out about this, then you can at least memorize their new joint group name: NKOTBSB. That will definitely be the fourth line on your next eye exam test.

WATCH Britney’s Good Morning America Performance HERE!

March 28, 2011 by  
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We’ve got the footage before it’s aired on TV!

Okay, now that we’ve seen the final performance….

She’s not 19 anymore. She’s 29.

And not everyone is as athletic as Madonna!

The Britney that used to be able to dance fiercely is no longer. We’re not exactly sure why she’s gone, but – like we’ve said before – we’d love to find out!

If Spears gave an interviewing blaming her knee surgery and multiple knee injuries, then we’d understand why her movement has been impaired and our expectations would be different/lower. Or, there’s also speculation that medication she may be on might be impeding her ability to dance.

It is what it is.

Thankfully, though, Britney is still Britney, bitch! And, we do LOVE this song! And we do love her!

Check out Spears performing Till The World Ends live for Good Morning America (above).

You will see this on TV Tuesday morning when the Brit GMA special airs.

P.S. Yeah, it sounds like she’s lipsynching. We always expect her to mime, but we do always hold out the lingering hope that maybe she’ll go back to live singing again some day!

Amy Adams Is The New Lois Lane

March 27, 2011 by  
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Scientists have not yet found a way to clone Anne Hathaway so that she can play every under 40 female role in every single movie being produced, and that’s good news for Amy Adams. Because if a Dolly Hathaway clone existed, it would get the role of Lois Lane instead of Amy. Amy found out today that she’ll be Superman’s boo in the remake that we don’t need but Hollywood is going to give us anyway because they know if they release it in 3D or IMAX we’ll come. I hate us.

Zack Snyder, who is responsible for that Sucker Punch mess, released a statement to E! News today confirming that Lois will be a cougar-in-training (Amy is 36 and Henry Cavill is 27).

“Second only to Superman himself, the question of who will play Lois Lane is arguably what fans have been most curious about. So we are excited to announce the casting of Amy Adams, one of the most versatile and respected actresses in films today. Amy has the talent to capture all of the qualities we love about Lois: smart, tough, funny, warm, ambitious and, of course, beautiful.”

This latest butchery of Christopher Reeve’s legacy will also star Kevin Costner and Diane Lane as Superman’s parents.

Amy Adams earned glamour points in my book when beat a ho good on the front porch in The Fighter, but she’s still no Margot Kidder or Teri Snatchers. But luckily for Amy, she can’t do any worse the last live-action Lois Lane: Kate Bosworth. I spent most of the movie hoping that Superman would blow her wig (or whatever that dead cat tail shit on her head was) away. So keep the ginge, Amy, and you can’t go wrong!

Justin Bieber And Lady GaGa Speak Out For Japan

March 26, 2011 by  
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Justin Bieber and Lady GaGa are lending their support to those affected by the Japan earthquake and tsunami. Sending out their messages and prayers, they are just two of the many celebs who have come out in support those in need.

GaGa’s bracelets have raised $1.5 million in the fund to help the Japan crisis.

So impressive!

Watch their inspirational messages (above)

Burger King Bikini Brawl!

March 25, 2011 by  
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Shizz got real for anyone in this Florida Burger King during spring break!

In the CRAZZZY video above, a woman takes on the entire staff of a Burger King restaurant after her food took too long.

The best part, she does it all in a bikini!

This is RIDIC!

And, of course, some spring breakers caught it all on camera and posted it for the world to see.

Listen closely when the unidentified camera man yells, “This is the best spring break ever!”

The seemingly unstoppable bikini bandit was vacationing from Alabama and arrested after the incident for simple battery.

She said in a statement:

“When I walked in they had no smiles on their faces. We weren’t treated fairly. If I knew what was gonna happen, I would’ve gone to Taco Bell.”

Yeah, gurl, make a run for the border!

P.S. Violence is not the answer!

What Goes Great With Biscotti?

March 24, 2011 by  
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Nancy (it’s always a Nancy) from Sparkle Markets in Ohio had biscotti and another hard long treat on the brain during a “Great Grocery” segment on the local news. Oh, Nancy! You can’t just drop a cock in our ears and then move along like we didn’t hear it. DETAILS! Next to teeth, crumbs are a cock’s worst enemy, so how are you supposed to enjoy one with biscotti? For Nancy’s next segment, I really hope she clears this up. And which aisle at Sparkle Markets can we find cock in? Let us know, Nancy! We’ve got our shopping carts ready!

via HuffPo

Selena Gomez Talks To Ellen About Bullying

March 23, 2011 by  
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While Selena Gomez admits that she wasn’t harshly bullied growing up, she was picked on and definitely understands what it feels like to be on the receiving end of negativity.

Her new single is aimed at trying to uplift people who are going through problems in their life.

Love it!

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