Watch The Conspirator Trailer Here!
1865 never looked so good!
Check out the newly released trailer for The Conspirator, starring James McAvoy, Robin Wright, Alexis Bledel, Jonathan Groff! (above)
Thoughts?
Afternoon Crumbs: Oscars Edition
On Twitter I said that Cate Blanchett’s dress looks like My Little Pony’s genital warts. But now that I look at it a second time, it looks more like My Little Pony’s coagulated cum shot. And in a sea of BORING, Cate’s dress was my hands down favorite – Popsugar
Justin Timberlake gives doucheface, Jessica Biel gives manface and Cameron Diaz gives stonedface at Vanity Fair’s thing last night – Lainey Gossip
If Leelee Sobieski got Sports Illustrated-ized – The Superficial
Katie Price wasn’t at the Oscars last night but she is putting the ASS in ascot (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
And at the end of the night, Mila Kunis smoked up those lace things on her chest – Hollywood Tuna
The only thing worse than the Oscars is this mess of a Grease skit that was cut – Towleroad
Sharon Stone suffocated a vulture with her thighs, tore off a buffalo’s ass with her teeth and threw both pieces on her shoulder without ruining her hair – Celebitchy
The moment Auto Tune closed its own coffin door – TDW
I think I’m the only one that liked ScarJo’s freshly fucked hair – Popoholic
You know how they say swans always fly out of Hugh Jackmeoff’s ass? Well, I think one crashed into his wife’s knees and didn’t live to tell the tale - Just Jared
The ensemble on the lady behind Amy Adams is full of YES! But Amy Adams ensemble is full of NO HO NO – ICYDK
Quentin goes down – I’m Not Obsessed
After all their troubles with assholes, Sandra Bullock and Halle Berry have finally decided to come over to the gayelle side – Cityrag
Harvey Price couldn’t make it to Elton John’s Oscar party so Katie Price pushed up her tits to the size of his head in his honor – Hollywood Rag
Penelope Cruz needed coke on her nose and a mangy fur coat and she would’ve looked exactly like her glamorous character from BLOW – Celebslam
The Oscars Gets Auto-Tuned!
Because last night was supposed to the rising of a “funner”, “hipper”, “cooler” Academy Awards, the producers put together this little ditty to snag the attention of the younger demographic.
It was a HIGHlight of the night for us, but that really isn’t saying that much!
Check out this “musical” tribute to some of the biggest box-office hits this year! (above)
Gosh, auto-tune just makes everything better doesn’t it?!
Our Favorite Moment Of The Oscars Was…
More so than the fashion, and the winners and the speeches, THE moment that moved us the most was when the PS 22 Chorus from Staten Island performed Over The Rainbow at the end of the Academy Awards telecast on Sunday night.
They really did save the best for last!!!!
The Oscars wouldn’t be what they are without the help and nurturing of teachers like Gregg Breinberg, who has been guiding the students at the PS 22 Chorus for close to a decade.
We’ve been supporting him and his work for years now and it really moved us so deeply and brought us to tears to see how far he has come! But not just him. That performance was a reminder, a call to action that arts education is vital!
DO NOT cut arts education in schools!!!!
DEMAND IT!!!!
Watch the kids’ beautiful and touching performance (above)!
Other memorable moments were…
Kirk Douglas, Billy Crystal, the dude who thanked his boyfriend when The King’s Speech won. And, uhm… yeah, there weren’t THAT MANY memorable moments this year.
We don’t blame Anne or James, though. They’re both actors and not comedians or hosts. However, Franco did seem out of it and Hathaway carried the weight of the show on her shoulders!
Now that it’s all been said and done…
What were YOUR favorite moments of the 2011 Academy Awards???
Gwyneth & Florece Have Their Moment At The Oscars!
Florence, as always, was amazing!
Gwyneth Paltrow, given that music is not her full-time job, once again did a very respectable job.
However, it should be noted for ALL performs….
In our opinion, closing your eyes does not equate more emotion. It actual create a wall between you and the audience if done too much!
Having said that, check out Gwyneth and Florence’s Academy Awards performances (above)!
Drunk Twatting The Oscars!
That Oscar statue is not doing a good job of hiding the intense jealousy and contempt he feels towards Valentino. Oscar spends several painful minutes getting dipped in piping hot liquid gold and Valentino’s pores just naturally secrete precious metals on their own. Stay jealous, OSCAR! So, it is that time of year when we all spend the next 3 hours (give or take, 100 hours) watching beaded and diamond-encrusted hos read from a teleprompter and thank whoever for making this LIFE CHANGING MOMENT happen…blah..blah.
You know, next year, they should all get in their fancy clothes, sit in their fancy seats and then watch a giant screen in front of them that shows us getting WASTED while watching them. We’d all have a better time, I’m sure. Speaking of slurring like the king before Best Actor is announced, I was going to come up with a drinking game for tonight but let’s be real… The true drinking game is boozing until your liquor cabinet yells CUT or until the bartender puts a cup of Sanka in front of you.
For the next 56 million hours, I’ll be live Twatting this bitch. You can follow me over there or on the little widget thing below. Or you can do neither and go to the nearest Dunkin’ Donuts to watch the homeless drunks fall asleep in their booths (take me with you). If you do the latter, make sure you kick at me at the end of the night to make sure I haven’t overdosed on Natalie Portman’s laugh or James Franco’s artistry.
If I survive tonight, there will be a complete rundown tomorrow. We’re off!
And Satan Just Became Celibate
Last night in Toronto, the Illuminati after-school program flunky Taylor Momsen made Satan’s minions throw each other awkward glances when she took to the stage at Pretty Reckless’ show wearing a tank top from PedoBear’s Pentagram collection. If you’ve ever wondered whose fan letter Charles Manson scribbled “RETURN TO SENDER” on, you now have your answer.
Taylor’s fuck parts might worship Satan, but ho’s ass worships pancakes (or is it the other way around?). This dumpster panda Lolita’s ass is so damn flat that I want to pull out a projector and watch the Oscars on it tonight.
“I still wouldn’t…” – Satan
It’s Oscar Sunday!
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