Unreleased Eminem Song Pays Tribute To His Deceased Friend.
So sad.
Check out this previously unreleased track by Eminem, called Difficult (above).
Sources claim that the rapper wrote this in 2006, after D12 member and close childhood friend Proof was shot and killed.
Eminem is clearly inebriated, so he’s not as sharp as some may be used to, but it’s still pretty powerful stuff.
We’re sincerely sorry for your loss, bb.
Thoughts??
Joe Francis Basically Ripped Off Ryan Reynolds’ Exit Statement
After first denying that his 7-week-old marriage is permanently stuck in the septic tank on the Girls Gone Wild bus, titty pimp Joe Francis has now confirmed that the rumor is true and his one-minute wife Christina McLarty has quit his ass for good. Joe issued a statement of words to UsWeekly which is almost the exact same message that Ryan Reynolds and ScarJo left on all of our voicemails after their marriage ended. This is ScarRey’s statement from earlier this month:
“After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we’ve decided to end our marriage. We entered our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.”
And this is Joe’s:
“After careful and thoughtful consideration on both our parts, Christina and I have mutually decided to end our relationship. We entered into our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness that we leave it. We wish each other the best for the future.”
HAHAHAHAHA. That shit is the best. So much “thoughtful consideration” was put into their break-up that they couldn’t even push out another ounce of “thoughtful consideration” for their exit statement so they just COPY AND PASTED that bitch! But there’s still a glaring typo. Christina didn’t enter with love. Bitch entered DRUNK AS FUCK and is now leaving completely sober, scarred for life, with broken knuckles (from punching the wall instead of punching Joe’s Everlast-brand face) and a future filled with therapy bills and Silkwood showers.
Everyone Got Engaged This Week
The hell? This is not the week for cold bitches who feel a shiver shoot into the satchels of ash in their chests whenever they read about an in-love couple secreting pink hearts out of their pores after getting engaged. Seriously, everyone in Hollywood has gone from putting cock rings on their fuck partners to putting engagement rings on ‘em. It’s an engagement epidemic! And with New Year’s Eve coming, it’s going to get worse. Gross. Where are you when we really need you, 2012?!
Anyway, add Reese Witherspoon to the list, because she’s engaged to her agent boyfriend of almost a year Jim Toth. UsWeekly has the details:
She and Hollywood agent Jim Toth are engaged, her rep confirms exclusively to UsMagazine.com. “They are extremely happy,” the rep tells Us.
The Oscar-winning actress, 34, began dating Toth, 40, around January 2010, shortly after her split from Jake Gyllenhaal. The duo went public with their romance in March during a romantic birthday weekend in Ojai, Calif.
Toth works as an agent at L.A.’s Creative Artists Agency; Witherspoon is a CAA client, but Toth doesn’t represent her.
Meanwhile, Taylor Swift got on one knee and slipped a red candy ring on Jakey’s finger while they played Cinderella in her playroom. Of course Jakey was Cinderella, because Taylor can’t do the “innocent maiden eye flutter” as good as he can.
The Year In Perez!
What a year!
As we are winding down 2010, take a look back at some of our highlights of the past 12 months (above).
We did sooooo much!
Thanks Nicki Minaj, Selena Gomez, Nicole Scherzinger, Jenny McCarthy, Nelly, Adele, Bruno Mars, Gloria Estefan, Leah Remini, Tim Gunn, Natasha Bedingfield, The Veronicas, Jesse McCartney, Margaret Cho, Janice Dickinson, Joey Lawrence, The Saturdays, Lisa Rinna, Keri Hilson, Trevor Donovan, Ingrid Michaelson, Brian McFadden, Jake Shears, Marina & The Diamonds, Duffy, Laura Bell Bundy, Michael Lohan, Natalia Kills, Momma Perez, Teddy Hilton and everyone else who made it possible, especially the amazing LJ!
Here’s to 2011!!!!
xoxo
Chatting With… Kim Zolciak!
Lots of drama going on in her life!
And we recently sat down with Kim Zolciak to get the 411 on all of it!
We chatted with The Real Housewives of Atlanta star about all the beef with Nene, her pregnancy, on whether it was an accident or not, those pictures of her smoking, those baby bump photos with a HUGE bump, why she’s not engaged, dating a younger man and much more!
Check it all out (above)!
P.S. Kim confessed that she used to smoke 20 cigarettes a day!!! Ewww!!! GURL!!!!! Don’t go back to that!!!!
Teena Marie Has Passed Away
Well, this is making me feel a new kind of sad. Teena Marie, a bright shining star of my childhood, Rick James’ protégée and the angel who created hits like Lovergirl, I Need Your Lovin’ and Ooo La La La, has floated off to heaven at the young age of 54. Teena’s manager brings us the tragic news that she passed away in her sleep on Christmas night at her home in California. Teena’s daughter Alia Rose reportedly found her this morning.
As of right now, Teena’s cause of death isn’t known. Teena’s manager said that she suffered a seizure last month, but no other information was given. Sometime yesterday, Teena Tweeted this:
Sarah Vaughan “May You never grow old, and may I never die”…
Oh, Teena 
She will live on forever thanks to her voice which is the reason why sequins sparkles and thanks to my cousins who still play her Irons in the Fire cassette at almost every family reunion.
Rest in peace, Teena. The piece of my childhood that choreographed a dance to Lovergirl in my living room died today too.
The Real Chloe’s Seen The Spoofs And Doesn’t Get It!
Oh, Chloe! Have a sense of humor about it!
The actress recently revealed that she’s seen the viral video spoofs of herself, starring comedian Drew Droege, but doesn’t see the “connection.”
She said:
“I met him the other day. I feel like he doesn’t dress like me, he doesn’t talk like me! I feel like there’s zero connection. I don’t even understand how he can say it’s me. And then the things he references are sooo not me. He was very charming and very nervous. He thought I hated him. Of course not! I’m flattered. But it’s just not me at all!”
Ha! That may be your opinion, bb, but we have to say the resemblance is uncanny!
Who Wants To Kiss It And Make It Feel Better?
Hugh Jackmeoff almost lost his eyeball when he zip lined right into a stage light during Oprah’s show, and today Elizabeth Hurley’s one-time side piece Shane Warne almost fractured his dick bone when he threw a ball at him. And as soon as Hugh grabbed at his groin in pain, a dozen so-called nurses ran forward claiming that their saliva contains healing properties.
Who is trying to destroy Hugh? They tried to blind him and now they’ve tried to make him literally unfuckable by almost fracturing his crotch. Although, you can still hump on his crotch cast. But seriously, since Hugh was most likely wearing a cup, there was no damage to the goods and his peen can swing another day! But his overdramatic groin grab is still a wonderful belated Christmas gift.
And here’s Hugh and his luscious beard leaving a gym in Sydney the other day.