Open Post: Hosted By Richie Rich & Ellen

Ellen Degeneres (on the right) took a shower in bronzer and bunny-fied her eyelashes by dipping that shit in a bowl of mascara before she did her best “struttin’ that ass” on the runway at Richie Rich’s (on the left) fashion show in NYC last night.

The saddest part of this mess isn’t the manufactured duck face that is violating Richie Rich’s mug. What’s really sad is that Speedo the cat was not there to slap that teeny tiny hat right off of Ellen’s head (and then go for a double by slapping the duck off of Richie Rich’s face). I mean, the only reason to wear a tiny hat is so that Speedo can slap it off of you. This is not right.