Rihanna Totally Sinks Alexander Skarsgard’s Battleship!

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Alexander Skarsgard thinks Rihanna is pretty damn amazing, and he wants the world to know!

Here’s what the Alex had to say to GQ.com about working with RiRi on Battleship:

“[Filming Battleship] is a different experience because Rihanna, we’re out there together for a couple of months. This is her first movie but she’s great, she’s really really good in it and her working… She’s got a crazy schedule. She’s really diligent and I’m impressed. We would work and then she’d fly to LA to perform at the MTV Music Awards and then fly back red eye, land, go straight to set, work all day. No complaints, nothing. She’s really solid.”

Glad to hear RiRi’s pulling her weight on set. Hopefully in the end, all her hard work will translate to a great good decent okay watchable movie.

Are U excited to see Rihanna’s performance in Battleship?

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Michael Lohan Says Lindsay Lohan Is Doomed

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Betty Ford is currently the place where Lindsay Lohan is trying to kill her nostril’s hunger for the bad shit dust and her throat’s craving for orange Creamsicle pills, but her ex-father tells UsWeekly that she’s wasting her time and money. The sundried turtle says that LiLo might as well have checked into Hedonism for treatment, because Betty Ford is nothing more an overpriced spa. Apparently, Michael should know since his stupid ass spent some time there.

Michael spat this mess out, “Look at the ‘short’ list of people who went to Betty Ford — most, if not all, have relapsed. I went there myself, and I will tell you, Betty Ford is a country club. They administer prescription meds and even put their patients on prescription meds. Once more, they don’t have family therapy at all. The root of her problems is her family. his will not work — mark my words! If Betty Ford gives her any prescription drugs, they become another enabler. Back to square one!”

Skidmark my words” is more like it. Okay, 99% of what comes out of Michael Lohan’s mouth belongs at the bottom of an out of service Port-A-Potty off the Garden State Parkway, but he’s actually making sense here. Round up all the Lohans from Nana to 45-year-old Ali and throw them all into a room. Instead of giving all of us aches in our heads, eyes and ears, they can slowly destroy each other.

SPOILER ALERT: The only bitch that would come out of that room alive is Nana Lohan. She’ll have a piece of White Oprah’s ratty weave in one hand and Michael Lohan’s soul-killing cell phone case in the other.

Rocker Dee Snider Joins Rock Of Ages!

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Oh man! This should certainly be INNERESTING!

Broadway musical Rock of Ages will be getting an unusual addition to the cast very soon, as Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider will be making his Broadway debut in the musical as the character Dennis for an 11-week run, starting October 11th!

On top of that, the rock star is set to host a series of weekly, post-show Q&A’s with various guests and actors from the musical! The ‘Rock Senate Hearings’ begin Tuesday, October 19th!

We think he has a lot of potential! We’re excited to hear how he does!

What do U think?? Do U want to see Dee Snider in Rock Of Ages??

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Tom Hardy Holding Grocery Bags, Ryan Gosling Eating An Apple

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On the left we have Tom Hardy making those arm veins bulge like Kirstie Alley’s colon after feeding time while carrying grocery bags home in Vancouver. And on the right we have Ryan Gosling eating the fuck out of an apple on the set of his movie in Los Angeles. It really is the simple things in life that give you a reason to take your pants off during a work day.

The only way these pictures could be better is if Ryan Gosling was biting into Tom Hardy’s succulent nalgas instead of that apple…….

Actually, the image of Ryan Gosling Cape Fear-ing Tom Hardy’s ass cheek isn’t one that makes me want to close the drapes. Why do I have to ruin everything?!

Rachel Bilson Is Absolutely Stunning

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Finally,

The CAPTION THIS Contest For September 30th!

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Jennifer Hawkins Shows Off Her Tight Form

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I don’t know what former Miss Universe

JLo & Gaycrest Already Hate Each Other

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The new American Idol judges have barely started filming and there’s already the beginnings of a bitch fight brewing between JLo and tiny little Gaycrest. This isn’t really much of a bitch fight since JLo’s turds are bigger than Gaycrest. Gaycrest can easily disappear with just one quick suck from JLo’s b-hole. Yup, where do you think most of the Fly Girls ended up? They effed with JLo.

A source tells InTouch Weekly that Gaycrest is actually the one who suggested JLo to the judges and he doesn’t like how she’s turning on the diva bitch switch around him. The source says that they are scrappin’ over stupid crap like who should get top billing and who should get the better dressing room, etc… The source went on to say, “Ryan was the one who first suggested Jennifer, but now he’s starting to regret it, because she’s acting like she’s a much bigger star than he is. Ryan knows the diva behavior is likely to get worse before it gets better. Producers are trying to get them to make peace, but their egos are both pretty big.”

Both of these two cuntfarts need to get over themselves. JLo shouldn’t even be allowed to host a dog howling contest let alone American Idol, so she should just collect her check with a smile and shut the hell up. And if it wasn’t for American Idol, Gaycrest would never have enough cash to hire a full-time house boy whose one job is to get on all fours in the kitchen so that he can use his nekkid back to get to the cabinets.

And JLo should watch herself, because Joel McHale is not going to like this. He’s supposed to be Gaycrest’s arch rival and nobody else!

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