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A few nights ago, Lady GaGa made a bit of stir after her performance in Edmonton, Canadialand when she tweeted this photo (above) of an Oil Country sign with a HIGHlariously key letter missing – along with the message “holy mother of laughter.”
However, city officials are now displeased with the pop star because they think she has soiled the city’s image!
Mayor Stephen Mandel says:
“Some things are disgusting and you shouldn’t have to say they’re disgusting. I think it demeans them more than anything else.”
And reportedly local TV stations won’t air the pic!
Ha! Too bad it’s plastered all over the internet for the world to see!
We personally don’t see what the big deal is! What happened to the HIGHlarity of wordplay, people?!
We’re sure she didn’t mean for anyone to take it personally!
What do U think?? Was GaGaloo out of line??
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The inside of Amy Wino’s house probably already looks like something out of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (but more corpses and way more jugs of homemade booze), so imagine what that shit will turn into if Dreamboat Doherty moves his mess in with her. Their mutual stank will rise into the sky and form a signal to all roaches far and wide. So if you see a parade of roaches heading towards the Atlantic Ocean for the UK you now know why. No need to RAID their asses. They are headed for the promise land.
The Sun reports that Wino is currently renovating her Casa de Crackery in Camden and wants Dreamy to stay with her. A source said, “Amy has offered Pete a place to stay while he’s in London working on The Libertines comeback. She thinks a lot of him and they’ve been through a lot together so she wants to help him out. But pals are worried because they are bad influences on each other.“
If Wino and Dreamy live under the same roof, their kitchen cupboards will be completely empty except for broken light bulbs, burnt rolling papers, melted ice pops, random pube hairs, alley cat whiskers and half-filled mini bar booze bottles. Both Wino and Dreamy only clean their crotches once a month with a garden hose, so they will use the tub for a giant barf bin. Actually, that kind of sounds like a non-stop party. Do they need a third roommate?
But seriously, we all know what happened one of the last times these two wrecks got together?
On a positive note, at least they won’t ever have to worry about a rodent infestation, because no mouse is going to go near that house.
Well, fuck.
Here we were thinking we would be rid of her until at least November!
Nope, that’s not some middle-aged hooker doing the walk of shame after a night of turning tricks outside of your neighborhood Denny’s!
That’s Taylor Momsen, who is apparently up to no good and once again terrorizing the set of the show she should have been killed off of last season, Gossip Girl!
We’re glad to see a trip away from the city in the season finale didn’t alter her fashion sense!
BARF.
Thoughts??
[Image via WENN.]
Well, fuck.
Here we were thinking we would be rid of her until at least November!
Nope, that’s not some middle-aged hooker doing the walk of shame after a night of turning tricks outside of your neighborhood Denny’s!
That’s Taylor Momsen, who is apparently up to no good and once again terrorizing the set of the show she should have been killed off of last season, Gossip Girl!
We’re glad to see a trip away from the city in the season finale didn’t alter her fashion sense!
BARF.
Thoughts??
[Image via WENN.]
Maybe it’s because her make-up artist shoved her face into a sink full of lead based bronzer or the fact that AntiDuckFace.com is advertised all over her mouth, but this picture of Miley Cyrus in NYC today is giving me a serious Squeak moment.
It’s as if Snooki got Khloe Kardashian’s face awkwardly transplanted over hers by a bottom basement plastic surgeon who used liquid nails instead of stitches, which is why her mug swelled the fuck up.
That being said, Miley’s eye make-up reminds me of my 8th grade cholita friend who said she was “bringing the 5 flavors of the orient to her eyes” (don’t ask me where she pulled that phrase from) when she added a subtle tip to the ends with black liner. Because of that, Miley’s busted down make-up job works for me!
Maybe it’s because her make-up artist shoved her face into a sink full of lead based bronzer or the fact that AntiDuckFace.com is advertised all over her mouth, but this picture of Miley Cyrus in NYC today is giving me a serious Squeak moment.
It’s as if Snooki got Khloe Kardashian’s face awkwardly transplanted over hers by a bottom basement plastic surgeon who used liquid nails instead of stitches, which is why her mug swelled the fuck up.
That being said, Miley’s eye make-up reminds me of my 8th grade cholita friend who said she was “bringing the 5 flavors of the orient to her eyes” (don’t ask me where she pulled that phrase from) when she added a subtle tip to the ends with black liner. Because of that, Miley’s busted down make-up job works for me!
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