Late Afternoon Crumbs

We’re all going to need to go to confession after watching this illegal mess, so I’ll save you a spot in line if I get there first – OMG Blog

Stepford Katie is rolling her jeans again – Lainey Gossip

It won’t be long before Parasite Hilton is driving around Hollywood in a pink Corvette and waving at the giant billboards she bought herself – Hollywood Tuna

Jayde Nicole with a Band-Aid on her chin. Teabagging gone wrong? – Egotastic!

Good news! The world might have escaped seeing Lindsay Lohan’s snatch on the big screen. That’s probably bad news for those of you who get the tingles during horror movies – The Superficial

Well….at least Liam Neeson is looking good – Popoholic

Tara Reid really is the master at looking as shitfaced as possible (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Aniston on Jay Leno acting like she hasn’t spent many a night researching making a baby via turkey baster – Celebitchy

Ken Paves and Billy Ray Cyrus kissing on the cover of a Spider-Man comic – Towleroad

Ann Margaret is perfection – ICYDK

Michael C. Hall just because – Popsugar

Piers Morgan is probably replacing Larry King. I hope his ass looks good in suspenders – Just Jared

Nicole Richie or Klingon? – Cityrag

Tom Jones is not passing the peen around like he used to – Hollywood Rag

Marky Mark got a star – Popbytes

Lindsay Lohan is headed to the beach…for rehab – I’m Not Obsessed

Chris Brown has a funny way of spelling FAIL – Crunk + Disorderly