Foxy’s Face Dominates Overseas News
Australian mags, NW and Famous, are covering Megan Fox‘s alleged new face!
We can’t argue that she looks different.
What do U think about Foxy’s ever-changing mug?!
GaGaloo Good For Business!
She’s making millions in her own empire, why shouldn’t she be doing the same for others??
Rolling Stone is featuring Lady GaGa on their cover this month and already she is making quite a splash!
With only one weekend under its belt, sources revealed that the magazine has sold 200,000 copies! That almost DOUBLE the average sale of ANY of their issues previously this year!
The company says that Gagaloo’s issue is poised to be the best selling issue of the year!
WooHoo! Yay wifey!
We’re not surprised, of course, but we sure are happy for ya! Saving print media one cover at a time!
Fergie Banned From Joining Celebrity Rehab
It’s probably for the best!
According to the National Enquirer, Sarah Ferguson had to turn down $1 million to appear on Celebrity Rehab because the British Royal Family ordered her not to do it.
A source claims:
“Sarah was absolutely ready to do it, but received calls from both Prince Andrew and a representative of the Royal Family, threatening to cut off all ties with her if she appeared.
Initially, she’d turned down the Celebrity Rehab offer, but when they sweetened the deal with an extra quarter of a million dollars, Sarah found it too enticing to reject.
Andrew laid down the law, ordering the mother of his children to end ALL negotiations immediately. In the end, Sarah decided the money just wasn’t worth all the trouble it was going to cause.”
Although it’s probably better for her in the long run, the Royal Family dodged a bullet. Who knows what she would have spilled?!
We still hope she gets the help she needs.
[Image via WENN.]
Lil’ Wayne Avoids Second Jail Sentence!
Lucky break, Lil’ Wayne!
The rapper, who is already serving jail time in New York for possession of a weapon, will not have to go behind bars for a second round in the state of Arizona for his 2008 drug bust!
The judge must have taken pity on the douchebag in court today, and sentenced him with three years probation.
Hopefully now he’ll keep his hands off of illegal weapons and substances!
Thoughts??
[Image via WENN.]
Spot The Plastic Doll
One of these is an empty-headed plastic toy with hair made out of synthetic fibers and breasts sculpted from a mound of melted orange Legos. The other is a cake.
Seriously, Katie Price is starting to make Harvey cry into his animal crackers, because her face looks like it’s been embalmed with spray foam insulation and covered with several layers of beeswax. You just want to snatch one of her machete-like brows and use it to deflate her inner tube lips. Poor tortured Harvey already has to suffer by looking at Alex Reid’s hemorrhoid face every day, and now he has to deal with this?! Harvey deserves a million gold-wrapped chocolate Noble Peace Prizes for what he has to deal with.
Anyways, here’s Katie Price and her doll cake (wearing her old wedding dress) leaving her bachelorette party in London last night. Katie already married her cage fighting, cross dressing husband Roxy Baby in Las Vegas earlier this year, but she is throwing a bigger and Chavier wedding in England this weekend.
Clooney And His Beards Ladies
With his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis AND his ex-girlfriend Karen Duffy!
George Clooney was spotted with friends, lovers and even former lovers on his private boat enjoying the beauty of Lake Como.
George and Karen must have ended on pretty good terms — Elisabetta is totally giving bitchface though!
LOVES it!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
More Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures
I want to say that I’m getting bored with writing about “>Kelly’s sweet tits in a bikini for a living. I’m not going to get treated like a pervert because the company’s porn filters flagged my computer and the HR lady made me apologize to every woman and a couple of overly sensitive men in the office for creating a hostile work environment with what she called my deviant porn addiction.
The CAPTION THIS Contest For June 30th!
Source: Wenn.com Quote From A Juggalo
Nerve asked a few Juggalos and Juggalettes including Dirty Byrd (above) to give out sex advice and to also share stories of all the magic that goes on at shows. Below is Dirty Byrd’s answer to the question: “What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen at a Juggalo event?“
Kielbasa? Was there not a bottle of Faygo around to shove up her neden hole? What kind of Juggalette is she? via ONTD The Jersey Shore Is Back Bitches!
And it is going to be OUT OF CONTROL! Check out this brand-new teaser trailer for the second season of The Jersey Shore! (above) You thought last year was crazy?! Wait till you see Snooki vs. Angelina and JWoww vs. Sammi Sweetheart! The guidettes are fist pumping all over each other’s faces!!! Let the GTL times roll! U excited??? |