New Kylie – In Full!
The wait is over!
Watch Minogue‘s just-released video for All The Lovers (in its entirety) above!!!!
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Céline Dion Is So Happy To Be Pregnant!
It took her a long time to get here!
The wonderful news was announced over the weekend that Celine Dion is expecting twins with her hubby Rene Angelil.
With the world rooting for her little ones, Celine is opening up about the process and how happy she is to finally be pregnant. Boasting that she can’t wait to have a “beautiful family nest full of love,” Celine recalls how stressful the journey was to get pregnant:
“I feel like I’ve been pregnant more than a year. I never gave up. But I can tell you that it was physically and emotionally exhausting…It’s stressful but I’m relaxing. I look at my little belly. I do almost nothing. If you tell me I have to stay in bed, I will stay in bed until November, when the babies are born. To bring them into the world, there’s nothing more important than that. It’s incredible.”
We bet and we couldn’t be happier for you!
Commence baby bump watch!
[Image via WENN.]
Masuimi Max Picture Moment
The Wait Is Almost Over, Alejandro!
If you are like us, you just can’t WAIT to see what Lady GaGa has in store for her little monsters in her latest music video. Well, prepare yourselves, because we’ve learned that the video for Alejandro will release next Monday, June 7th, on Gagaloo’s website. And if that’s not enough, GaGa will also be previewing a sneak peek of the video when she appears on Larry King Live this Thursday! Amazeballs!!!! Are U excited??? [Image via WENN.] Peter Jackon Won’t Direct The Hobbit
Though he’s the obvious choice now that Guillermo Del Toro has jumped ship, Lord Of The Rings director Peter Jackson will not be stepping up to direct The Hobbit. The idea was brought before Jackson’s manager, Ken Kamins, who was quick to squash any hope that his client would get involved:
Should we take from that that he is hard at work finding Del Toro’s replacement? We sure hope so! There’s going to be a lot of disappointed Middle Earth fans if this thing never sees the light of day! [Image via WENN.] Open Post: Hosted By Megan Fox’s Vadge-Approved Abs
When I first saw these pictures of prolific philosopher Megan Fox in Hawaii looking like the bodybuilding toddler with stress balls in his chest, I wondered why in the hell would she ever get David Silver’s government name tattooed near pussy bone. But then I came across this picture (see what I did there?):
Maybe I’m dizzy in the head from the hot dog salad and 4 vodka strawberry sodas I just swallowed, but I’d throw myself on top of a table and take a tattoo needle for Brian Austin Green. Hell, I’d even slip on an Admiral Ackbar mask and a blonde wig and let him call me Donna Martin. And if that’s not a peen print, just lie to me and tell me it is. It’s a holiday! Memorial Day Crumbs
Tara Reid shows off her new bikini body, and suddenly I’ve got a serious craving for overcooked pork buns and dehydrated shredded beef – Daily Mail Hillbilly camel toe alert! And that knock on your door is the police coming to take you to jail for looking at this mess - Egotastic! Sheryl Crow in a two-piece – Hollywood Tuna I QUIT THIS BITCH: The Guillermo del Toro edition – HuffPo Bombshit McGeeYoureADumbWhore says she isn’t a racist, she just hates Jews – Celebitchy Chuck Bass’ favorite cuddle partner is topless – Socialite Life This picture of Kristen Stewart sucking on a fag and double fingering the camera should be the next Twilight poster – Lainey Gossip But does Sting and Ricky Martin’s carpet match the cotton candy drapes? – Towleroad This is why you should always wear an oven mitt over your peen when you bake – Metro UK Rest in peace, Ali-Ollie Woodson - Just Jared Another rest in peace goes out to Hurley’s chihuahua – ONTD Miley Covers Billboard!
Look at that scowl! Even Kristen Stewart is asking, “What’s her deal?” Miley Cyrus is the face of Billboard Magazine this month and we’re not loving it! Is this the “edgier” Miley we were promised? How much Photoshopping was involved in making you look that “edgy”? Also, it’s called LIPSTICK! Use some! Peruvian Trannies Are Not The One
Unless La Pequeña gives a concert on the back of an El Camino in the parking lot of an El Super in South Gate, CA, this video right here is the most glamorous thing you’ll see all week. When the cops in Peru got into it with a stunning trans flower, her fellow beauties stepped in to defend her ass. The cops busted out of there, because they knew that they are powerless against several pairs of heavenly eyebrows that could make a grown cholita weep for days. The moral of this story is, don’t ever fuck with a bitch in exquisite lucite heels. via Buzzfeed (Thanks Mark) And The Oscar Isn’t Going To….
Anybody who has already scrubbed their skin off with a scouring brush after reading Linda Lovelace’s Wiki bio knows that she went through some nightmare-inducing shit (e.g. dog sex, rape porn) before her death. And apparently, the Linda Lovelace biopic starring Lindsay Lohan focuses on that nasty sucio shit. Vanilla Gorilla is already giving it two thumbs up! Aerik Von of the fetish site deadlydommes.com tells Page Six that he’s read the script for Inferno and said it’s Lifetime meets a horror movie. Aerik said that the movie features scene after scene of Linda Lovelace’s former husband Chuck Traynor torturing her both physically and emotionally. Aerik went on to explain, “Traynor kicks her to a pulp. She’s made to say terrible things about herself while in the middle of sex acts. After her boyfriend assaults her, he kisses her bruises and asks, ‘Does this feel good?’ It’s very sensational. There are not so much plot devices as shock tactics. The movie’s obviously designed to just outright disturb [with] the combination of childhood imagery and absolute outright depraved perversions.“ Why didn’t they just release her private home movies? Fuck. Basically it sounds like a full-length version of the ass-to-ass scene from Requiem for a Dream starring someone who is mostly known for degrading herself in public. That sounds about as pleasant as getting motorboated by Pinhead. White Oprah must be so proud. I’m not being sarcastic either. Bitch really is proud. She’ll be the one on the set proudly screaming, “That’s my girl!“ Here’s LiLo trolling around Malibu yesterday. Also, TMZ has a picture of LiLo showing off her SCRAM while writing in her journal about all things she’s going to do to a bottle of Jack after her anklet comes off. The proceeds from the sale of picture are going to an “undisclosed charity for alcohol education treatment.” That’s just fancy fake talk for LiLo’s coke fund jar. |
