And The Guests Are….?
And the guest list is FIERCE!
Justin Bieber and Betty White in one place???
That’s a party!
The list of those expected to attend the annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner tomorrow night was just released and its going to be a pretty big cluster of seksi people!
Besides Betty and Biebs, celebs attending the festivities include Scarlett Johansson, Katie Couric, Chelsea Handler, Kristen Stewart Anna Kendrick, Ewan McGregor, Chace Crawford, Steven Spielberg, Jessica Simpson and Tracy Morgan.
Whoa! Did we trail off onto the list of seatfillers towards the end? Simpleton? Really? We didn’t think the white house was in need of any sexual napalm!
And maybe it would be a good idea to keep Tracy away from the bar, if we all want the White House to still be intact on Sunday morning.
[Image via AP Images.]
Gwen And Gavin Reassure The World That They Are Fine!
Phew! We’d hate to see one of our favorite Hollywood families on the rocks!
Gavin Rossdale posted on his Facebook page that his marriage to Gwen Stefani remains happy and intact despite Courtney Love‘s recent revelation that she had an affair with the rocker while he was in a relationship with Gwen!
Gavin writes:
“Gwen and Gavin Rossdale would like to assure their fans that anything that may have occurred prior to their marriage has no impact on their current situation. All is well with the Rossdale family.”
And there you have it!
[Image via WENN.]
Where Is The ASPCA When You Need Them?
Or where are the men in white coats when you need them? On today’s Ty Ty’s Hour of Foolery, she pranked her audience by pretending to foam at the mouth and bark like a dog. Um. Somebody should tell Ty Ty that a prank is supposed to shock people. Most of the audience probably didn’t even bat an eye, because Ty Ty is always foaming at the mouth and barking at hos. This isn’t a prank. This is an hourly occurrence. CRAZY naturally runs through her veins.
Ty Ty’s staff should’ve pranked her ass back by having the dog catcher come out and drag her ass down to the pound. And you know nobody wants to adopt her.
But seriously, Ty Ty only did this to give Joel McHale a sweet tingle. This is like a dance of seduction meant only for him. Lou better tuck his tail in, because this will be the clip of the weeeeeeek.
Source: Just Jared via ONTD
Stephanie Tanner Is Going To Have Another Baby Friend
Jodie Sweetin, seen here with her 2-year-old daughter Zoie (the unnecessary “i” is for “I will need years of therapy“) is knocked up with her second little bundle of joy. Jodie’s rep (aka Kimmy Gibler) confirms the news to People. Jodie will pop later this year, and the father is her boyfriend of one year Morty Coyle. Only Stephanie Tanner would hump on a dude named Morty Coyle.
Before you go around singing about how Jodie is going to have a junked-up baby and she’s going to trade her kid in for a bag of meth, you should know her rep claims she’s completely clean. Her rep went on to say, “She’s looking forward to moving on with her life and she’s just happy to be a mom.”
The National Enquirer (via Popcrunch) asked Jodie’s ex-husband and Zoie’s father, Cody Herpin, what he thinks about her being pregnant again. Basically, Cody wants to steal dad’s car and crash it into the kitchen. Cody is pissed and he said, “I’m totally disgusted with Jodie right now. Raising a child takes a lot of time and patience. Jodie hasn’t put in nearly enough time with our daughter — and now she’s having another child! I find it hard to believe that Jodie will keep up her sobriety with the choices she keeps making. To have a child with somebody is no small thing. Hopefully, Morty realizes having a child with Jodie is a full-time job. That’s something I had to learn the hard way.”
HOW ROOOOOOOD of Cody to say that shit! Sure there was a time when Jodie drove around drunk with her kid in the car, but she’s a changed woman now! The new Jodie will offer her baby a DRANK too instead of hogging the bottle up for herself. The new Jodie has manners!
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Paris Hilton’s Nipples Come Out To Party
Paris Hilton’s magical on again off again cleavage seems to be off again, luckily to make up for the lack of juiciness, she’s decided to give us a little peek at the nipples. Thoughtful, but we’ve all seen this these things before, I could pick Paris’ nipples out of a nipple line up any day. Luckily I like rich girl nipples, they’re just the right size and delicious, I wish someone could package them and sell them in the candy store. I could snack on them while I write this crap.
The CAPTION THIS Contest for April 30th!
via Oh Hell Nawl This Will Make You Eel
A 59-year-old man in China died after his friends pranked his ass (literally) by shoving an eel up his culo while he was dozed off from the drunks. When doctors got to the man, they found that the 50cm long Asian swamp eel had eaten his bowels. Throw all of them in jail! Even that nasty ass eel! You know, I bet this happens to Richard Gere all the time, but luckily the eel gets full from eating all of the gerbils. TGIF, right! Or should I say, thank god I have friends who make sure the eel is dead before sticking it in my HELL-NO-NO hole. And with this story and the memaw nightmare from yesterday, I understand if you need to delete me from your life FOREVER. I deserve it. Source: The Sun (I know, I know) via Jezebel Meredith Vieira Says Shiz On TV!Whoops! Watch Meredith Vieira forget live television etiquette while on The Today Show trying to text and “drive” at the same time! LOLs! Lance Armstrong Is Going To Be A Father For The Fifth Time
Lance Armstrong announced on his Twitter page yesterday that his girlfriend Anna Hansen is knocked up with his fifth child. This will be Lance’s second kid with Anna. They have a 10-month-old son together. Lance has also has twin 8-year-old girls and an 11-year-old boy with his ex-wife. Somewhere in the world, Sheryl Crow just kicked a puppy in his nutsack. Lance is one of those hos who has a Twitter page for their unborn baby. Anna and Lance’s fetus is Twittering under the name @Cincoarmstrong. I’m trying to find this cute, but I just can’t. Here’s Fetus Armstrong’s first Tweets:
Yeah, that is definitely not cute. And Lance’s ball deserves the honor of being named Testicle of the Year. That bitch is working harder than a call girl during the Republican National Convention. Go, nut, go! via People |