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You know how Angelina Jolie is thinking about playing the title role in Tim Burton's Maleficent ? Well, InTouch Weekly thinks she's perfect for the role since she's basically a living (?), breathing (??) version of the Mistress of Evil (cackle, thunder, cackle)! In this week's issue, they talk to one of Brangelina's former bodyguards who says that Angie is a cold-hearted witch who laughs haughtily at her children's cries and regularly screams at her staff. Kate Gosselin is about to throw a copyright infringement lawsuit at Angie for stealing her swagger! From InTouch : In an exclusive interview with In Touch, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's former bodyguard describes what he claims to be a woman whose erratic behavior, yelling fits and unreasonable demands deeply hurt not only staff members -- but especially Brad and their six children