The Itchiest Bitch

If you just got back from Sunday service where you drank all the Blood of Christ, snorted a handful of crushed down communion wafers and free-based holy water in the bathroom, turn around and go back to do it all again. Save yourself and don’t click “play” on this video above. It will only leave you with itchy retinas and a million unanswered questions.

World Star Hip Hop says that some mysterious character sent them this video featuring pictures of the rapper Trina, the self-proclaimed “baddest bitch,” in all her whory glory. The mystery dude, who disguised his voice for this mess, claims the pictures are from Trina’s cell phone.

The most terrifying part of this video isn’t Trina’s hernia nipples or her pussy on a bed of crusty caca. It’s picture after picture of a nasty ass rash! The mystery dude says she caught the rash doing some nasty red light shit, but it looks like hives to me. Nothing more. And honestly, the vagina and rash pictures could be of anyone.

I just had to share this with you, so I’m not the only one giving themselves a Calamine sponge bath today.

And are we sure this isn’t a lost scene from Saw?

via ONTD