Afternoon Crumbs

What was really served at the last supper: an entree of Chicken Cutlets with a side of Frito pie and Butterfinger cake – WOW Report

Shiloh is like the opposite version of Ma Vie En Rose – Popsugar

Behold, Princess Alien Skanktits - Hollywood Tuna

Kirk Cameron is praying for Boner – The Superficial

And it starts: Bristol Palin to play herself on The Secret Life of the American Teenager - Just Jared

Sienna Miller may be happy, but she’s making all slutty homewreckers sad by settling down – Lainey Gossip

Hilary Duff’s last five movies combined grossed less than the cost of her engagement ring (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Lindsay Lohan’s complexion is still like dried spaghetti sauce, but she’s looking a little better here – Egotastic!

The jokes write themselves – Holy Moly!

Does Madrid really hate Cristiano Ronaldo? – Towleroad

Kanye West’s new video needs more gay fishes – FreddYo

Only pigs were harmed in the making of these bacon turtles - Cityrag

Furry vag (Note: This is not a Kardashian post) – Hollywood Rag

Eff the Olsens, who is that hooded piece in the back with the golden arch brows? – ICYDK

More words of delusion from Lindsay Liehan – Celebitchy

Ick. Nast. - Socialite Life

Two men fight over Jessica Simpson and their names are not Papa Joe and Ken Paves - I’m Not Obsessed

Rest in peace, Caroline McWilliams – SOW