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The Howe Twins Bust Out On Their Birthday

Here’s my favorite pair of awesome pairs, Carla and Melissa Howe, out celebrating their birthday by rocking some serious cleavage, drinking straight from the bottle, and letting some lucky girl pretend to motorboat them. I think I just figured out what my own birthday wish is going to be this year. So enjoy the twin hotness, because from everything... [Read more of this review]

Kate Upton’s Profile Gives Her Away

I guess Kate Upton is trying to lay low while she figures out how to steal the hottest bustiest blonde title away from Helen Flanagan, because here she is going relatively incognito. I know most people wouldn’t recognize Kate while she’s wearing clothes, but it’s still not a great disguise. Those funbags are a dead giveaway, especially... [Read more of this review]

Malena Costa Will Soon Be Moaning For Herbal Essences

I don’t know a lot about Malena Costa other than that she’s hot and that she’s been named the new face for Herbal Essences in Madrid, which means we’ll soon be getting to see her O face on TV. Anybody know if there’s a way to set my DVR to record only Spanish commercials? I’d better call my cable provider. I definitely... [Read more of this review]

Melissa Riso Bikini Pictures

Let these pictures be a lesson to all you wannabe models/actresses, forget agents or auditions. The best way to get noticed is to do an awesome bikini photoshoot, like Melissa Riso here. And the second-best way is to start a no strings attached relationship with a blogger. So Melissa should probably give me a call. You know, just to make sure she’s... [Read more of this review]

Anna Faris’ Impressive T-shirt Mounds

We don’t get to see much of Anna Faris on this site, which is a shame, because she’s a pretty underrated hottie as far as I’m concerned. I mean, just take one look at those T-shirt mounds and tell me why the paparazzi aren’t following her every move jiggle, or staking out her beach vacations. Anyway, I don’t know why... [Read more of this review]

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Swimwear Pictures For H&M

I’ve probably mentioned this before, but Doutzen Kroes has the second-best supermodel booty in the world — after Candice Swanepoel, of course. So I was glad to see that H&M made sure to feature Doutzen’s best asset in their swimwear photoshoot. I just wish they’d given us more than one picture of it. It’s like going... [Read more of this review]

Selena Gomez Likes Them Real Young!

So Selena Gomez won’t go out with me, but apparently she will go on a date with a 14-year-old, because here she is trying to dodge the paparazzi while she grabs dinner with Jaden Smith. Real nice. Anyway I get it, I’d be covering my face too if I was with a 14-year-old. Actually, scratch that, I’d be in jail. So I’d probably... [Read more of this review]

Penelope Simpson Lingerie Pictures

Here’s super cute and curvy model Penelope Simpson modelling Bravissimo Lingerie. You know there are so many lingerie companies out there now, it’s really hard to keep track of them all, but I guess that’s a good thing since we get to discover all these unknown hotties. Anyway, Penelope has all the right stuff, in all the right... [Read more of this review]

Every Single Hot Babe Showed Up To amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS

When I woke up this morning and saw that every single sexy model, actress, and famous-for-nothing babe showed up to amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS event in Cannes, I was extremely pissed off that I was not invited. I guess, the invitation must have got lost in the mail because I’m sure that Paz Vega, Stacy Keibler, Eva Herzigova,... [Read more of this review]

Alessandra Ambrosio Is Working It Good

So apparently Alessandra Ambrosio is in town at Cannes too, because here she is at the All Is Lost premiere. And I’m guessing she took one look at what Irina Shayk was wearing and had to go home and change, because Alessandra definitely stepped her game up for the Roberto Cavalli yacht party afterwards. Sure, I would’ve preferred a bikini... [Read more of this review]

Kelly Brook Is Somewhat See Through

I swear, it’s like two steps forward, one back with Kelly Brook. After covering it up for months, she finally unleashed the cleavage earlier this week, but now she’s covered it up again at the Lorraine High Street Fashion Awards. Thankfully, at least she went see-through on the top, so these pictures aren’t a total bust. But somebody... [Read more of this review]

Another Reason To Hate Adrien Brody

If having banged Elsa Pataky or being the youngest actor ever to win an Oscar or looking like Pinocchio wasn’t enough to hate Adrien Brody, well here is one more: Lara Lieto. I don’t know much about this chick who has amazing tennis ball sized shape boobies, but I do know that Adrien gets to rub his big schnoz in between them. Dude must... [Read more of this review]

Lina Shekhovtsova Picture Moment

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Helen Flanagan Is The New Queen of Cleavage!

Sorry Kate Upton, but I just don’t think you’re coming back from Helen Flanagan‘s 1-2 punch today. We might as well crown her the #1 bustiest blonde model now. I mean, it was hot enough when she came down with a case of nipple-itis earlier, but now here she is practically busting out of her top for some PETA event. Anyway, I know... [Read more of this review]

Helen Flanagan Is Chilly

Uh oh. It looks like my new favorite busty blonde Helen Flanagan came down with a case of nipple-itis at the Lorraine High Street Fashion Awards. That shirt of hers seems pretty thick too, so it must be serious. I’d better get on the next flight out there. See, in addition to being a blogger, I’m also the world’s foremost expert... [Read more of this review]

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